BestBuddy
04-16-2008, 01:54 AM
Buddy’s Lament
I am a dog and soon you will see
I have no privacy even to pee
I am a diabetic but I still want to shout
Stop putting those test strips under my spout
And now when I have a big job to do
She’s even out there checking my poo
Sometimes I go out at night
Thinking I will be out of sight
I finish my business…but then
There she is with a torch and pen
For all you doggies that this is the norm
To have motions checked for texture and form
Lets get together and start a lobby
Our owners need another hobby
Don’t get me wrong, l love her I do
I just want privacy to go to the loo.
I am a dog and soon you will see
I have no privacy even to pee
I am a diabetic but I still want to shout
Stop putting those test strips under my spout
And now when I have a big job to do
She’s even out there checking my poo
Sometimes I go out at night
Thinking I will be out of sight
I finish my business…but then
There she is with a torch and pen
For all you doggies that this is the norm
To have motions checked for texture and form
Lets get together and start a lobby
Our owners need another hobby
Don’t get me wrong, l love her I do
I just want privacy to go to the loo.